Well hello Bloggers. I don’t know if you remember me. but my name is Mr. P. don’t ask me how I landed this Gig, cuz I don’t have a clue. Scratch gave me this Stupid hat to wear and said that I needed to practice my Ho Ho Ho’s, whatever the hell that means. I don’t know who this fat guy in the red suit you call Santa is, but the chicks really seem to dig him. But I Gotta level with you folks that have never been here to the Darkside Tavern. This Place Be CREEPY! The women are hot, the drinks are bubbly and the food move’s faster than a caribou with a lion on his ass across an African Desert. And don’t even get me started on seeing things here that don‘t belong, like freaky ass people that walk through walls and shit. Would somebody Send Asa to come and get me the hell out of this place? And if you can’t find him just send Kibble, and if you don’t know what that is…look it up on Google. Just get me the hell out of here!! Oh yeah.. And Ho Ho Ho… Merry Christmas. Yeah Right.. Merry.
Well my friends its party time at the Darkside Tavern, as ol Scratch is as of tonight a premium member of the Blogstream Times Two. More gallery space so I don't have to try to open any more new blogs, I have plenty of room for everything that I need. I'am a very happy man. To help me celebrate I invited a couple of the new girls over and A little friend that can't seem to control his excitement. Its Party Time at The Darkside!!
Ma'am I would like to see you in my "Special " chambers after the party if you Please.
Ahem.. Madam! Please! this is not a strip club.. but I'm sure no body will complain if you do..
The wind is Wailin, The rain is sprayin across the porch like a waterfall at times.. my girls and me are sitting outside watchin the world go by. just another Stormy Monday at the Darkside.
In light of Recent events on the blogstream we here at The Darkside Tavern have taken it upon ourselves to put a little humor back into the Stream..After all, life isn't always about monsters, ghosts and goblins. So without further ado The Darkside Tavern Is Proud to Present:
Many Blogstream members are there
already! Quotes from members: "It's like blog lite!" -- "I like the instant
gratification!" -- "Stop spectating, get in the game!"
If you have not joined in, you are really missing out!
